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Season Four
It's a Wonderful Life
Distraught over his breakup with Donna, Eric wishes he never even kissed Donna in the first place. A guardian angel appears to show Eric "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all ... ya pansy." The angel shows Eric how everyone's lives would've turned out if he and Donna never got together. When Donna and Eric failed to kiss, Donna went home to find Hyde waiting for her, and they began a relationship. Eric is relegated to huge nerd status (he's on the chess team, while his best friend Fez is in the marching band). When Eric fails to believe he'd ever be so dorky ("This is made-up angel crap"), the angel reminds Eric it was Donna who gave him confidence. Kelso and Jackie continue to hang all over each other; Eric is forced to go to prom with Big Rhonda; Donna and Hyde become a biker couple, with Donna sporting several tattoos. When Hyde loses his place to live and Eric offers to let him move in with his family, Hyde and Donna just laugh at him. Kelso dumps Jackie for the school tramp. Flash forward to the '80s. A very pregnant Donna is getting married to Hyde; Kelso is a TV news anchor; Jackie is a flight attendant; Fez is into new wave music; Eric is still dating big Rhonda. And Kitty and Red have had another son whom they both dote on. Flashing further forward to their 10-year high school reunion, Eric sees Donna, who looks great but is very sad. Hyde is in prison, leaving her with their three kids. Eric admits he always had a crush on her and she confesses she had one on him too. Eric asks the angel if he can help him be with Donna now, but he says he can't, but he can erase all of Eric's relationship with Donna Eric wouldn't feel a thing toward her. But first he shows Eric all the wonderful memories he would have never had if he and Donna hadn't dated. Eric says "Wait, don't take it back!"
Eric's Depression
Eric is so depressed over his breakup with Donna that he can't even get out of bed. Hyde, Fez and Kelso try to drag him out of bed to go to Funland, but he would rather wallow in self pity. Red makes matters worse by insisting Donna dumped Eric, and forcing Eric to rake leaves. Eric runs into Donna who is doing the same thing. He says "hey" to her and she is incensed. "Hey?" That's all you have to say to me?" she says. She calls him a dillhole and he calls her a double dillhole. Red tries again to get Eric out of his funk by making him work harder at Pricemart. When this doesn't work, Red suddenly remembers a painful breakup he had when he was Eric's age. He decides to take pity on Eric and buys him a beer, admitting to him that he does understand who Eric must feel. He tells Eric he'll go easy on him for the next couple of days so he can get himself together. Meanwhile, Kelso, Jackie, Hyde and Fez go to Funland. Kelso immediately gets lost and heads to the lost and found to wait for the gang to collect him.
Pinciotti vs. Forman
Donna and Eric's breakup gets uglier when Eric kicks Donna out of the basement. Jackie persuades Donna to fight back and get her fair share of her friends' time. Donna gets the gang to come over to her basement, enticing them with cable TV ("nudity potential"!). Only Fez stays behind at Eric's. Eric relents and lets Fez go to Donnas. He follows later, but Donna evicts him. Eric retaliates by telling Donna's dad Bob how much the gang loves his jokes. Bob's lame jokes send the gang running back to Eric's. Donna and Eric argue over stealing each other's friends. The agree to make a visitation-type schedule, but the visitations get as ugly as a nasty divorce-custody dispute and the gang abandon Donna and Eric and make them work it out. After Donna admits she's miserable without Eric, and he admits he's miserable too, they agree they will pretend not to be miserable for the sake of their friends. They decide they will hang out together with the gang. However, Eric has one request of Donna: "Stop trying to look so hot when you come over." Elsewhere, Kitty is thrilled when Pastor Dave and Red strike up a friendship; but her fantasy of Red confiding his feelings to Dave is doused when she learns the two men sit around drinking beer and watching sports.
Hyde Gets The Girl
Eric and Fez have a party so that Hyde could find himself a girlfriend and he falls for Donna's friend from work, Melissa. Eric tries to make Donna jealous by flirting with other girls at the party. Kelso tries to win a van and almost loses to Daniel, a man who's won every contest the radio station has ever had, when Jackie shows up and drives Daniel crazy by continually asking Kelso if she's pretty.
Bye-Bye Basement
After Hyde moves back in with the Formans, Kitty decides to redecorate the basement so she hires Leo and his cousing Theo to do the job. Meanwhile, Donna and Eric engage in post-break-up bickering, while Fez takes up ballet to meet girls only to discover that they consider him one of the girls.
The Relapse
Bob is in denial after Midge leaves. Donna seeks comfort in the arms of Eric, who thinks this means they're back together. Kelso and Fez go to the supermarket to try and pick up older women.
Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
Donna keeps her promise to accompany Eric to the Pricemart Ball as a friend but she gets jealous when she sees Eric with another girl. Fez gets a job at the Fotomat but gets fired for being too efficient and making Hyde and Leo look bad, even though they're the only other two who work there and Leo is the boss. Bob meets a woman at the supermarket.
Donna's Story
Eric is pissed when Donna writes a story in the school newspaper that sounds exactly like events that happened in their relationship so he decides to write his own story. Red and Kitty have dinner with Bob and his new girlfriend and Red doesn't like her because she's taught Bob how to stand up for himself and she makes Red make salad. Kelso invests in a pinball machine but looses out when Fez persuades the owner to get rid of it and bring in Space Invaders instead.
Forgotten Son
Red has to produce a segment on stocking shelves for a new Pricemart instructional film. But when he chooses Kelso to play the "stock boy" in the film, Eric is insulted. Kelso thinks this role could be his big break and chooses John Travolta (a la "Saturday Night Fever") as his inspiration for the role, much to Red's dismay. Meanwhile, Eric is shocked to discover how close Donna and Kitty have become, and Hyde and Fez join Leo on a big shopping spree after he inherits a million dollars from his "Uncle" Ed...McMahon.
Red and Stacey
Red thinks Pricemart checkout girl Stacey is perfect for his lovelorn son. The girl impresses Red when she justifies her dubious customer relations with a phrase dear to his heart. Red encourages Eric to ask her out and he even offers to assist. But when Red talks to Stacey, she says she's interested in someone else---and smilingly puts her hand on his leg, a move that the older Forman finds tough to explain back home. Meanwhile, Jackie and Donna give Big Rhonda a makeover for her first date with Fez.
The Third Wheel
When the guys go bowling for boy's night, Hyde throws a wrench in the plan when his "friend" Jill shows up. Kelso and Fez decide to hunt down their own ladies and leave Eric to feel like the third wheel. Meanwhile, Donna is uncomfortable when she discovers Bob's new girlfriend is spending the night. When Red unintentionally inspires Pastor Dave to give up the cloth to watch a Packers game, he gets into trouble with Kitty and must find a way to steer Dave back to the light.
An Eric Forman Christmas
Eric directs the church Christmas pageant and trouble dealing with his friends demands for their roles in the pageant. Red steals Bob's Christmas decorations and throws them in the garbage.
Jackie Says Cheese
Eric catches Red looking through his dresser drawers for a condom and thinks that he found Hyde's stash. Jackie gets a job as a cheese maiden and Fez is jealous of the new foreign guy.
Eric's Hot Cousin
Eric' cousin Penny, who he used to tease unmercifully when they were younger, comes for a visit, and she's...grown some. All the guys are infatuated with her, much to Donna and Jackie's dismay. Penny confesses to having a crush on Eric, and claims she's adopted so they're not really related after all. When she suggests that her and Eric watch TV in t-shirt and underwear, it turns out to be her revenge on Eric for past slights. Worst, the rest of the guys get it on camera. Meanwhile, Kitty decides she wants a fish, much to Red's dismay.
Tornado Prom
A tornado is on it's way to Point Place and Red and Kitty are stuck in their basement with Bob and Joanne while Eric is stuck with Donna at the radio station and the rest of the gang is stuck at the school during a dance. Kelso is named the Snow King and Jackie can't believe she's only the Snow Queen runner-up.
Donna Dates A Kelso
Eric and Donna both start dating other people, Jackie sets her up with Kelso's older brother Casey. Fez thinks that he's finally going to lose his virginity but Rhonda tells him that she wants to wait because she loves him. Bob becomes rich again and Red buys a corvette.
Kelso's Career
Eric doesn't know what to do when Red tells him that he loves him so he decides to say it back but learns that Red was drugged when he said it. Fez buys Rhonda a box of candies for Valentine's day but he can't help but eat them all. Jackie tells Kelso to get a job so he can buy her something nice for Valentine's day so he decides to donate sperm.
Leo Loves Kitty
Hyde tries to teach Fez to drive but Fez damages the car and hurts Leo, who was taking a nap behind the car. While in the hospital Leo falls in love with Kitty and starts showing up at the Formans bearing gifts for her. Kelso becomes a department store model and Jackie becomes jealous because it's her dream to be a model. She confronts him and demands that he doesn't do it but he stands up to her and does it anyways.
Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
Eric catches Jackie kissing Todd, her boss, but instead of telling Kelso he holds it over her head until she decides to tell Kelso about it herself and that Eric knew about it and didn't tell him but her plan backfires when Kelso gets very mad and storms out. Kitty feels neglected because Red spends all his time with his new Corvette.
Class Picture
While trying to come up with a quote for the year book the gang recalls how they met for the first time.
Prank Day
When Kelso pulls a prank on the rest of the guys they decide to get him back but they end up getting Red instead so Red decides to help them get Kelso back. Jackie tries to cheer Donna up.
Eric's Corvette Caper
When Red and Kitty go out of town Eric takes the Corvette out and lets his date drive. She manages to get it all dirty and Eric scrambles to get it clean in time because his parents are coming home early.
Hyde's Birthday
Kitty plans a surprise birthday party for Hyde's 18th birthday.
That '70s Musical
Fez fantasizes about several musical numbers featuring himself and the rest of the gang while he gets ready for a school concert.
Eric's False Alarm
When Eric finds out that Casey is taking Donna to a motel he decides to show up to make sure she doesn't do anything she'll regret. When Bob's divorce comes through he mentions marriage to Joanne and it freaks her out so Red tries to talk Joanne into marrying Bob while Kitty, thinking that Red is talking to Joanne about not getting married, talks Bob out of asking Joanne to marry him. Kelso spies on Jackie.
Everybody Loves Casey
Eric confronts Casey about Donna, Kitty wins a year's worth of hot dogs and Kelso breaks up with Jackie.
Love Wisconsin Style
When Casey breaks up with Donna she comes running back to Eric but he tells her that he doesn't want to be the rebound guy so she leaves crying. Hyde and Fez hide dead fish in Kelso's van. Jackie and Kelso get back together and Jackie tricks Kelso into asking her to marry him. Eric realizes his mistake and goes to see Donna to tell her that he loves her but she isn't home because she's running away to California to be with her mother. Kelso, who doesn't want to get married, decides to go to California with her.

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