You Sexy Whore!
Fez Quotes

"Where is my toast you idiots"
"Cake's good, but you can not have sex with cake"
"Good day. I said: Good day "
"Finally I'm going to see Star Whores"
"An apple!?...wheres my candy you son of a bitch?"
"Everyday I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping for friendship. And acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is MY whore?!"
"Curse your white man's winter!"
"I would've played but my frozen chickens couldn't fit through the slot."
"Look at this. Jackie brings 4 different types of mascara just to please Kelso, and what does Kelso bring? Another woman."
"My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee-deep in whores"
"Oh, Eric. Give it up for heaven's 'saki!"
"Not to worry Kelso, the puberty-bunny will visit you soon"
"Kiss my brown ass"
"Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez likes them all."
"My point are a whore"
"Michael, rub oil on my legs while I spank you [silence] Please someone else speak now"
"The Backasaurus?"
"We are locked in a locker room... Oh, the irony is not lost on me"
"Yum, Liquid Candy!!"
"I was your secret squirrel you son of a bitch"
"You'll get your $80, IN HELL!!"
"Let's find Fez, a dirty housewife to love"
"You know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo. The loving is over. Now, pay me"
"I would love to make love to an 80 year old. They must know everything, and not just about sex, but history and trivia too"
"Jackie, I'm just a roller disco machine, and I don't work for nobody but you"
"Why is everybody but Fez in love? If I dont get some romance soon I'm going to give myself a blister. Well, another blister"
"God gave me a perm too, but he hit me below the belt"
"whipped like the family pig"
"When does the boat get here, whore?"
"Oh, Hyde, watching you fail over and over, it is like Charlie Brown and the football"
"Welcome to my sad little world"
"I love snow so much my fingers are numb with joy"
"Dear Penthouse..."