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"Where
is my toast you idiots"
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"Oobeedeebeedoobee"
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"Cake's
good, but you can not have sex with cake"
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"Good
day. I said: Good day "
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"Finally
I'm going to see Star Whores"
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"An
apple!?...wheres my candy you son of a bitch?"
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"Everyday
I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping
for friendship. And acceptance. And what do
I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it
Fez's turn? Where is MY whore?!"
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"Curse
your white man's winter!"
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"I
would've played but my frozen chickens couldn't
fit through the slot."
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"Look
at this. Jackie brings 4 different types of
mascara just to please Kelso, and what does
Kelso bring? Another woman."
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"My
gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must
be knee-deep in whores"
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"Oh,
Eric. Give it up for heaven's 'saki!"
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"Not
to worry Kelso, the puberty-bunny will visit
you soon"
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"Kiss
my brown ass"
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"Fez
likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez
likes them all."
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"My
point is...you are a whore"
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"Michael,
rub oil on my legs while I spank you [silence]
Please someone else speak now"
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"The
Backasaurus?"
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"We
are locked in a locker room... Oh, the irony
is not lost on me"
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"Yum,
Liquid Candy!!"
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"I
was your secret squirrel you son of a bitch"
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"You'll
get your $80, IN HELL!!"
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"Let's
find Fez, a dirty housewife to love"
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"You
know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo.
The loving is over. Now, pay me"
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"I
would love to make love to an 80 year old.
They must know everything, and not just about
sex, but history and trivia too"
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"Jackie,
I'm just a roller disco machine, and I don't
work for nobody but you"
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"Why
is everybody but Fez in love? If I dont get
some romance soon I'm going to give myself
a blister. Well, another blister"
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"God
gave me a perm too, but he hit me below the
belt"
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"whipped
like the family pig"
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"When
does the boat get here, whore?"
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"Oh,
Hyde, watching you fail over and over, it
is like Charlie Brown and the football"
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"Welcome
to my sad little world"
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"I
love snow so much my fingers are numb with
joy"
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"Dear
Penthouse..."
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